Finding out one of your gay guy mates woke up next to a random, naked girl this morning……

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haha how different we all look… wow.

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Tegan and sara clips :D

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Lol, my life.

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2 months ago
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So I was just sat in my room watching Friends, when I hear giggling outside my door and then a loud knock…

I get up and open my door, to find a lovely note and a bottle of “O-Gel, Candy floss flavour” on the floor.

If you cant read this, it reads:

Dear Steph,

Now, as a flat we’ve noticed a lack of “Clam-bashing” action going on in your life :(

Therefore, due to this clearly being due to the fact your fanny tastes like “old lady farts” we bought this for you!! Have fun our lovely lesbo!!

Love the three hetros and the gay :)

Filth, just pure filth. These guys are crazy, I’m going to miss them so so so much when I move out next month!! Well all except the resident lesbiphobe, but arghhh I love them so much hahahaha they are just too funny.

Dont worry peeps, they mean no harm, just pure banter. We bought Rory (gay man) a blow up man a few months back with a note saying “Have fun, dont forget to blow him :)”

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2 months ago
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Destiny.

So, apparently with me being a Taurus I’m most suitable with Scorpios…

Which makes sense as most of my best friends are Scorpios…

And thus most likely to end up with a Scorpio…

So, to all you foineee Scorpios out there…

Heeyyyyyy

We do this? No? Maybe?

~~Lol I dont even know if i fully believe in astrology, but~~ it is odd how all my closest friends are scorpio…

When Taurus and Scorpio come together, their union is nothing if not intense, whether it is in a positive or negative way. They are opposite Signs in the Zodiac, giving them a special, complex connection. They can combine happily, each partner’s strengths balancing the other’s weaknesses. Their sexual attraction is likely to be off the charts! Taurus and Scorpio have a great deal in common, but because their personalities are so powerful, they often swing between intense love and passionate disagreement!

Taurus and Scorpio both have deep desires, Taurus for possessions and Scorpio for power. Taurus is a bit more self-focused than Scorpio, who is more concerned with their lover and immediate family. Both of these Signs have a deep-rooted need for security, but emphasize different aspects in a relationship. While Taurus prizes honesty and forthrightness and abhors infidelity, Scorpio loves to be mysterious. A Scorpio’s love of security is more about the need to be constantly reassured that the emotional connection with their loved one is strong. The good thing is, Taurus needs this reassurance too - and is willing to provide it for their Scorpio lover.

Taurus is ruled by Venus (Love and Money) and Scorpio is ruled by Mars (Passion) and Pluto (Power). This combination is very intense, thanks to Pluto’s influence, but it’s an excellent balance of masculine and feminine energy. Scorpio and Taurus together form the basis of all love relationships - love and passion. Venus and Mars go well together; Venus is about the beauty of romance, and Mars is about passion. Scorpio is smouldering and intense (and intensely sexual), and Taurus is a sensual and tireless lover.