February 2012
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What men think lesbians do in their spare time:
What we really spend our time doing:
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Boy: Hey baby
Me: Heyy
Boy: How’re you single?
Me: I think my drunken Adele phonecalls are putting people off…
Boy: lol, I’d destroy you, that picture you posted before, fit.
Me: Urm, thanks. Unfortantly, for the ‘destroying’ to commence you would need to magically grow a vagina.
Boy: Wait, you’re a lez?
Me: indeed
Boy: Thats fucking fit. Would you ever...
You do realise, that in a room packed full of girls, no matter how beautiful they may be, I’d see only you and you alone.
“As you go through life you’ll see, there is so much that we don’t understand,...”
– The Lion King (via prima-volta)
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It genuinely saddens me when people say to me
“Oh my gosh you’re so nice, like genuinely lovely”
And all I did was give them 5 minutes out of my day to make sure they were okay, What is this world we live in?
Anonymous asked: Why do you always fall for the wrong person?
1 - Who was the last person you texted? Jodi 2 - When is your birthday? 28th April 3 - Who do you want to be with right now? Someone I shouldn’t be. 4 - What sports do you play? None, In the past i’ve played rounders, football and swimming 5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? My best friend Adam 6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? Born to die- Lana Del Rey 7 - If...
